Cry for help

>> Friday, February 26, 2010

Last winter, I wrote a post about psoriasis and my relationship with the disease. Our relationship is getting serious. If it was up to me, I would break it off now and never look back. Hell, I would hope I could get a restraining order.

But it's not up to me. The psoriasis is definitely wearing the pants in this relationship (what a terribly sexist and now outdated phrase; I wear pants all the time?). Especially my scalp psoriasis is getting out of control. It is spreading all over my scalp, becoming more severe and seriously driving me insane. I used to have a spray prescribed from a dermatologist in the US that I think was fairly effective, but it's empty and I obviously can't refill it now. I think the American tar shampoos I stocked up on might actually make my condition worse. Lars did buy some scalp treatment for me from the local pharmacy (Dexem) but I am not sure if it is helping or hurting. Plus it smells bad. And I can't stop picking at my scalp for the life of me. It is rett og slett uncomfortable. And painful.

Not to mention embarrassing. Sometimes the flakes are so intense that I have actually showered before going to the gym (showering sometimes is the only way to get them all out of my hair). And I know that just doesn't make sense at all. It makes me feel really gross and robs me of enjoying one of my most feminine characteristics!

HELP me get back my hair!
Anyone have any solutions? Suggestions? Advice?

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Jenga

>> Thursday, February 25, 2010

My tentative plan is to become a teacher in Norway. The job pays well, offers excellent vacation time and is absolutely something I think both that I would be good at and that I would truly enjoy. The plan would be to teach languages--English to begin with and potentially Spanish someday if I can convince myself that I am enough an expert to teach others (or most likely take some kind of refresher course).

I have been told so many different and contradictory things about being a teacher in Norway. Some people say that you don't need any education to teach at all while others insist that you need just one year of pedagogic courses, or only the subject that you will teach in, or that you do indeed need a four-year teacher's education program. I didn't really know what to believe, but I do think I finally have some answers.

It turns out that maybe everyone was actually right in their own way. It seems that different levels of education can serve you in different ways. I do not believe that it is REQUIRED to have any formal teacher's education to teach in Norway, at least at lower levels of education. It seems, however, that any education that you do have will make you more competitive to be hired (i.e., you will have a chance!) and worthy of better pay, not to mention more competent as an educator.

So of course I am planning on studying some more before I try to apply for teacher jobs here. I am, in fact, an English teacher now. I help students daily with English conversation, grammar, expressions etc etc. So I know that I can do the job; I can survive, I can be helpful and I can enjoy it. From these same experiences, however, I have also realized that while I have a lot of strengths as a teacher, I also have many weaknesses. So before I try to be an English teacher I absolutely want to at least take what is commonly referred to as PPU or Praktisk Pedagogikk Utdanning (Practical Pedagogical Education). And luckily for me, they offer just that here in Hamar! And it is only a year course!

Since I knew that application deadlines were looming on the horizon, I finally made my way up to the college here in Hamar (Høgskolen i Hedmark) to ask the handful of questions that have been running around my head as I have been trying to sleep for the past months... How do I apply with a Norweigan personnummer (SSN)? When is the deadline actually? What courses do I actually need to take to become a teacher? Is being a native speaker of English enough to allow me to teach? Does my education from before qualify me to apply? And so on and so on... I finally got my answers, so that is good. It is just the answers make me giggle. They make me giggle in the "well that's just so bad it's silly" kinda of way.

For example, to become an certified, competitive English teacher in Norway I need to also take some English courses. So no, being a native speaker is not enough. Or maybe it is, but it is not recommended if you actually want to get a job. And understandably so! I know plenty of Americans who can't teach a lick and who can't even manage to distinguish between "too" and "to" or "your" and "you're" (huge pet peeve of mine). So I get that. Just because you can speak a language doesn't mean you can teach it. So then I had to ask the question that I was dreading the most:
Do I have to document proficiency in Norwegian to be accepted into either of these programs?


The answer, unfortunately, is YES. Even to study English at the college I have to document that I can manage Norwegian. Even though there is no Norwegian spoken whatsoever in the course. NO NORWEGIAN WHATSOEVER.
Haha. I understand the process but it still tickles me pink. I have to take a Norwegian test so that I can study English? For real?

So I have officially signed up for the intimidating Bergens Test, whose tag line I believe goes something like "Been terrifying foreigners since 1910". Rumors are aplenty; people say that even native speakers can't pass the test and that it can eat you alive among other things. The good news is, if I pass the test it is sure to be a huge plus on my resume and could very well be the key to be getting hired in a totally different type of job. So really it is something I should have signed up for regardless of my educational goals.

Needless to say, I am anxious about this upcoming test (I think I have about two months to study) and my tentative future plan here in Norway. I feel like my plan is a bit like a game of Jenga--about to topple down at any moment if just one little piece comes out of place.

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Happy 101

>> Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Amy over at Eventyrhus gave me an award! :) I believe I found her blog via another American's blog via another blog via another blog and it turns out that we live only 30-40 minutes away from each other! Maybe someday we will venture out of blogland and meet up in real life. What is even crazier is that I play soccer with a girl that knows one of her daughters. What a small world!

Anyhoo, here is the award:

Cute, right?

Turns out most awards in the blog world are actually disguised chores (I mean this in the best possible way). This being my first award, I will do my best to fulfill the obligation which is, in this case, actually quite a pleasure! All I have to do is list ten things that make me happy! The real challenge is: how the heck do you do that without sounding cheesy, ridiculous and/or self-centered? I think the answer is that you don't!

So I am just going to jump right in and will most likely manage to accomplish all three.

  • Teaching. Absolutely love it. There is something addictive-ly good about sharing what you can do and what you know with others, especially if it is helpful to them in a significant way. Hard to explain how incredible it feels when you see someone succeeding or improving as result of your efforts.
  • Learning. Important to include this right after I mentioned that teaching lights my fire. I understand they are at least equally as important. Knowledge is power, right? Luckily for all of us there is no end to what we can learn, especially about and from each other.
  • Sweating. A bit odd? Maybe. But satisfying? Absolutely. Nothing beats a good sweat. It can be from a team sport, the treadmill, a pair of skis or my own sick moves on the dance floor--whatever the cause, beads of sweat rolling down your face is a sign of hard work and that is pure happiness.

  • Creating. Nothing gets me out of funk better than being creative--taking pictures, baking/cooking, scrap-booking, painting, writing--there are endless ways to express your own creativity and that is something I find refreshing.
  • Exploring absolutely delights me. Whether it is a brand new place halfway around the world or my own back yard, I love poking around. And yes of course it is great in good company, but I dig adventuring alone too--especially with some good music in my ears and my camera in hand.
  • Cleaning. I have to admit cleaning is not necessarily something I always enjoy doing and it wasn't something I even wanted to include on this list. And don't get the wrong idea, I am not whistling as I work or skipping around with the broom. However, when it is all said and done, I do think I am truly happy when I have a tidy place to call home. It just feels good.
  • Music and smells. I didn't know how to make this fit into my present progressive verb theme here but I couldn't complete my list without these two items. I group these two together because I find them equally as powerful--both having the ability to calm you down, take you back in time or change your mood instantly. Ace of Base's song "All That She Wants" will always remind me of rocking out in my Mom's living room just as the smell of fresh cut grass will always remind me of my Dad and home.
  • Connecting. Just the other day I met Iselin for a cup of coffee and we ended up sitting discussing everything under the moon long after our cups were empty. I left on such a high! Talking and sharing with others makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. . . especially when people come to trust you and you know that in return you can rely upon them.

  • Giving. Boy oh boy do I love giving gifts! Gifts that are homemade, bought or only able to be measured by time, can let a person know that you care for them. I love giving! I love loving!
  • Pushing my limits. Only when you make yourself uncomfortable do you have a chance to grow!
So that's that! Now I suppose it is again both my obligation and pleasure to pass the award along!

Here, here folkens...
You are now AWARDED:

Ethan
@ With the Lights Out
Meredith@ La Buena Vida
Caitlin@ Caitology
Sheena@ The Jensen Family
Sarah@ Sending Lots of Love from Texas! (invite only, I believe)
Sonya@ Home Cooking with Sonya
Kirstin@ Lost in Oversettelse
Ilmi@ EricaBalo

(*NOTE* I took the award fairly literally. Since it asked for "things" that make me happy I did not mention people who I hold near and dear to me. Obviously the list of people that I love and adore would have been much longer than ten...)

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Just beat it

>> Friday, February 19, 2010

What do you like better: Michael Jackson or the Olympics?

Can't decide? Or maybe it's an easy decision for you, I dunno. But what if you could have a taste of both at the same time?! You would choose that, right?

I know you have heard of Michael Jackson but have you heard of Aksel Lund Svindal? He is a bad ass Norwegian skiier that can now add to his long list of awards a silver medal in the Men's Downhill Competition, Winter Olympics 2010. On a side note, have I mentioned that Lars and I have been absolutely glued to the tv since the Olympics started? Lars even got up in the middle of the night to watch the Norway-Canada hockey game (I slept)! That's what happens when you combine a sports nut and a proud Norwegian, I suppose.

But back to Svindal...and his connection with Michael Jackson. I really want to be his friend (Svindal's not MJ's) and this is one of the reasons why:




What a rad dude. Seriously, how many serious, pro, Olympic athletes do you know that would simulate an MJ video and then post it on their own blog? Not to mention the fact that it's hard not to admire someone that has come so long and has dedicated themselves so completely to their sport (assuming they are not a douche bag of course).

Most of all, I really love that he doesn't take himself as seriously as the rest of the world does. Legendarisk, Svindal. Well done!

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In Norway, we rape after dinner

>> Thursday, February 18, 2010

Yes, ladies and gents it's time for another Foot in Mouth. This time however, I am happy to say that it is not me that has made the laughable language mistakes! It is instead a well-known Norwegian!

Petter Solberg is his name, rally car driving is his game. I am not going to pretend like I know a lot about rally culture but I will say that Solberg has won stuff. He has 13 rally wins and 37 podium finishes. He was also the first Norwegian to win the Driver's World Title in 2003. But what is arguably best known for is his English skills (or lack thereof). Among Norwegians he is infamous for his dårlig engelsk (bad english).

For example, Solberg tried to say, "In Norway, we burp after dinner." In Norwegian, to burp is å rape. And there you have the hilarious mix up: "In Norway, we rape after dinner". Ouch.

And equally as good--Solberg tried to explain that when you are racing it is not the great speed that will kill you. Instead, it is if you were to crash! Of course, right? And well said, if I do say so myself. But the poor guy mixed up some Norwegian and English words in a perfectly imperfect combination. You'll need a mini Norwegian lesson to get this joke: speed is fart. Crash is smell. Do you see where this is going??

"It's not the fart that kills you it's the smell."
-Petter Solberg

These blubbers are so hilarious that it almost feels like they are made up! But I assure you, these things have really been said. In fact, Solberg supplies the Norwegian population with so many good lines that an online newspaper actually asked him to NOT improve his English skills purely for the sake of entertainment.

Thank you Petter...for both the laughs and the reminder that I am not the only one making an ass of myself in a foreign language!

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How Valentine's Day Should Be...

>> Monday, February 15, 2010

I have never been so huge on Valentine's Day. Well, I suppose that's not entirely true...it was the bee's knees when I was in elementary school. There was nothing better--everyone would make Valentine's for everyone in the class. Free candy, a break from school work and cheesy lines of friendship? Yes please! It really doesn't get much better.

But after that phase of my life was over *sniffle*, Valentine's Day just didn't do so much for me anymore. Sure it's cute and all, but I have never been one of those girls that anticipated the day, that hoped for red roses, a big huge heart full of fancy chocolates, an expensive night out, a life-sized teddy bear or even a gift at all to mark the 14th of February. And above all, I never judged how much someone loved me by their efforts on that day! Love isn't about one day in the year, or a series of holidays. To me it's the little everyday things that happen all year long that really count. And I think Lars and I are good at those, and to me, that's what really matters...

...like scratching each others' backs when you have an itch--anytime of the year, not just Feb. 14th. Like working hard and supporting your partner when they don't have an income--all year long, not just on Feb. 14th. It's preparing food with care, cleaning your home, going out of your way for each other--everyday, not just Feb. 14th. It's kisses on the forehead and hugs when you need 'em (or want 'em!), it's reaching the flour from the top shelf when you can't or opening a stubborn jar that you can't muscle off--any day of the year, not just the 14th! It's being honest with each other, it's putting someone else's needs first, it's making each other laugh--well, it's just so many things! There are so many ways to show your love everyday. No need to save up for holidays, right? :)

So I guess it's good I found a European who doesn't think so much of Valentine's Day either, right? We spent our Valentine's Day in a similar fashion to our last couple Sundays--we went for a long ski on Mjøsa and a enjoyed a relaxing evening afterwards in our sweatpants watching the Olympics. BLT sandwiches for dinner is romantic, right? Right?!?! I guess the point is our Sunday was romantic to us. Romance means something different to everyone I suppose. And to each his own!

At the same time, I cannot say I have kicked VDay out of my life; it was such a part of my life growing up in the US that I don't want to ignore it completely! So I acknowledged the commercialized day of love by baking some sugar cookies (recipe and inspiration courtesy of Home Cooking with Sonya) and decorating them in the Valentine's Day spirit.

I even got a bit carried away. I frosted on a sexy thong and bra onto two heart shaped cookies especially for Lars. :) I will only display the PG-13 cookie here (plus Lars are the thong one!):

Lars recognized the day as well. Or at least he did something a little more special than normal. ;) He made a big breakfast spread for me Saturday morning before I even woke up! I am not a huge fan of being woken up (ever) but waking up to the excitement on his face and the obvious effort on the living room table was a wonderful gesture of love.

Last year Lars and I didn't do anything too crazy for VDay either. I did however buy him a very romantic, prickly cactus that remains with us to this day. I think I unknowingly started a tradition as we now have a plant for each year that we have been together! On Saturday we picked up another green friend to stand for our third year. Lars picked out the plant, I picked out the planter! Our team effort resulted in a colorful Anthurium for our living room.

We don't know a ton about plants and so we tend to pick ones that are fairly low maintenance (i.e., Val the cactus and Ajeet who we only have to water once a week!). So basically any happening involving plants teaches me new things. Like, did you know Anthuriums are commonly called Flamingo Flowers? You probably did, but I didn't and it cracked me up, especially since I saw it in Norwegian, and anything I get in Norwegian that's humorous is twice as funny! Meet Flamingo (Ingo for short):

Looking at this picture of Ingo now I see that her leaves are almost heart shaped! I wondering if Lars had that in mind when he picked this plant out? Maybe we were more in the spirit than I even realized!

So ♥Happy Valentine's Day♥ whether you like it, celebrate it, have a Valentine or NOT!

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Patrik 1,5

>> Thursday, February 11, 2010

Patrik 1,5 is now officially on the list of the best movies I have ever seen.

It is a Swedish comedy/drama from 2008 which documents the process a gay couple undergo in attempting to adopt a child. Although they are married, no country is willing to let a gay couple adopt any of its children. Initially they are turned down by the adoption agency. Just when there seemed to be no hope, Sven and Göran get news that a Swedish orphan needs a home and they readily agree to adopt him! This is where Patrik 1,5 comes into the picture--Patrik who is listed as a 1,5 years old orphan baby turns out to be Patrik, a 15 year old teenager with a troubled criminal background and homophobic beliefs. Oops! Just a little typo there!

It made me laugh out loud, it made me think (a lot) and it made me cry (just a little). It is a movie that masterfully pushed and pulled on my emotions. It was brilliant, in my opinion.

Seriously, I can recommend it unconditionally,... unless of course you are narrow minded, homophobic or otherwise intolerant. Then, by all means--STAY AWAY!

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The Polygamists

>> Wednesday, February 10, 2010

One of my career aspirations when I was a little girl (and also about two to three years ago) was to become a National Geographic photographer. Yeah yeah, animals are cool and what not, but it wasn't pictures of Simba and company by which I was so inspired; it was those social-anthropological shots that really took my breath away. As a single young person with few attachments, there was nothing I could imagine as a cooler job than exactly that--traveling extensively, hanging out with new people, learning about their way of life, creating art out of their everyday and then getting paid for it? Seriously, what a sweet gig.

My love for NG led me to subscribe last year (and get a free embroided NG fleece sweater!) and I have been happily flipping through the pages ever since, admittedly mostly just looking at all the kick-ass pictures. The most recent issue, however, really got me reading.

The article that really caught my eye was a 25 page spread written and photographed by Scott Anderson and Stephanie Sinclair titled "The Polygamists". The article delves into the life and beliefs of Joe Jessep and his approximate 6,000 member clan that live in Hildale, Utah. Jessep is the patriarch of a 5 wives, 46 children, 239 grandchildren family:

Hildale and the surrounding area are known as the birthplace of the Fundamentalist of Latter Day Saints (FLDS), a group that broke with the Mormons in the 1920's and 30's to continue practicing plural marriage.

I myself am in no way an expert on the lives of FLDS members; I am only relating what I know from what I have read in NG and elsewhere. I believe there are sites created by members of the faith themselves, if you are interested in hearing more. With that said, the FLDS Church teaches the doctrine of plural marriage. It is generally believed that a man should have at least three wives, all of whom should be subordinate to their husbands. They also practice what is known as placement marriage, where women are assigned husbands by the prophet according to the husband's "worthiness". As a general rule, women do not wear make up or have short hair. They do not wear pants or any skirt above the knee and usually wear hand-made prairie dresses. Men wear plain clothing as well and neither gender are allowed tattoos or piercings. Property is owned by the church and children are home schooled.

Most Americans associate FLDS (and Mormonism in general subsequently), with the April 2008 raid on a compound in West Texas known as the Yearning for Zion Ranch. That raid was spurred by a 16 year-old's phone call to a domestic violence shelter where she claimed she was being abused by her middle-aged husband. The calls were later determined to be a hoax but were taken seriously at the time by the authorities as the "prophet" of the YFZ Ranch, Warren Jeffs, had been convicted in Utah court for officiating at a marriage of a 14 year-old girl to a much older church member in 2007. After much confusion and media attention, Jeffs and eleven other church members, were indicted on charges ranging from bigamy to having sex with a minor.

It is, for many, a lifestyle that is easy to criticize. The FLDS, as NG puts it "is seen (by critics) as an isolated cult whose members, worn down by rigid social control, display a disturbing fealty to one man, the prophet Warren Jeffs--who has claimed to be God's mouthpiece on Earth." Members of the faith, however, describe their lifestyle as idyllic and wholesome--an environment free of junk food, social pressures and excessive television and an environment that emphasizes old-fashioned devotion and community cooperation. Additionally, something I personally took away as positive from the lifestyle was the FLDS' devotion to being a self sustaining group; they grow their own food, harvest it themselves and use volunteer work to complete projects around town.

But just a few things don't quite sit right with me. Okay, a lot of things don't sit right, but I am not here to fully elaborate on my opinion on FLDS, Mormonism or religion in general. Simply put, I just wanted to point out a contradiction within some philosophies here, particularly when it comes to Jeffs and the followers' trust in him.

Jeffs claimed that God guided his every action, no matter how small. And I quote from Jeffs' diary:

"The Lord directed that I go to the sun tanning salon and get sun tanned more evenly on their tanning beds".

Really? Did God really take time to tell Warren Jeffs to get a more even fake tan? I understand that I am not a member of the FLDS and maybe thus I cannot understand, but come on. Tanning? Really?

Overall the article was an insightful portrait of this defiant group of believers. I do not mean to insult all the members of the FLDS, but when it comes to Jeffs it is hard for me to find a way to reason with his actions or his beliefs.

To me in general, it is hard to reason with religion. I find much that I cannot grasp. It has been that way for some time and I expect it will continue to be the way for even longer.

One thing, however, that is quite certain, is that we will be renewing our subscription to National Geographic.

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The Needy

>> Monday, February 8, 2010

One day while Lars and I were out for a walk down the gågata we noticed that someone had so thoughtfully clothed this young boy that was stuck out in the cold!

People are so kind!

P.S. This was almost two weeks ago now and the statue is still wearing that same shirt. I am thinking maybe I will offer to wash it for him, or at least offer him a spare! Maybe some socks too...

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Déjà vu: Sunday on Mjøsa again

>> Sunday, February 7, 2010

Well folkens another Sunday come and gone and it's another Sunday well spent on Mjøsa...which is the biggest lake in Norway, if you haven't caught on yet (I think I have said it most likely an irritating amount of times).

By the way, according to Wikipedia the name Mjøsa, "must be really old". Also, "the meaning is, maybe, the bright/shiny one". Maybe is right! A bit hard to tell if the lake is bright or shiny now that it is frozen over and covered in snow...but today what was absolutely both of those things was the SUN!

It was honestly ideal February weather here in our parts. Sunny and only a few "cold degrees", as the Norwegians like to say. So we grabbed our skis and headed on down over to our neighbor the lake, met our pal Martin and had a hell of a time.

(Martin and me checking out the ice)
We took a fairly long trip, passed lots of other people doing the same thing and are looking forward to doing it again some time soon! I was honestly just in awe today of the beauty all around me. I love this place.

Peace out!

Unknown Mami

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Reasons to exclaim!!!

>> Friday, February 5, 2010

I have so many reasons to exclaim!

Lars and I had a visit from his parents! I forgot to share! It was wonderful to see them! They gave us flowers! We went out to dinner and ate some delicious food! They spent the night! It was great! We had coffee and cake the next day! I love them! I love cake!

Even though the tulips are dying now, they are a little burst of color in this gray winter world! I love flowers! I love bright colors!

Not that the winter is treating me all that bad anyway!! I had a great soccer practice last night! I applied for a job right around the corner from my house that I think I could actually get (CROSS YOUR FINGERS)! And I am going skiing with Ahmed today! I will probably take some pictures! We are having guests later! Hell, I am even excited to clean my apartment!

It's Friday! It's February 5th, aka Alana Schutt's (one of my bestest friends from the U.S.) birthday! I am listening to a playlist of music she likes that I made her for her birthday! It makes me think of her! I love music!
We have so many good memories together! I love her!

Happy Birthday Alana! You are a great friend! Come visit me! NOW!

Also, my tourist visa has officially expired but I will not be kicked out of the country! UDI came out with new rules after the new year that allow educated job seekers to stay such as myself to stay an additional three months! Yay!

I am exclaiming!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Glass walls

>> Tuesday, February 2, 2010

"If slaughterhouses had glass walls, then everyone would be a vegetarian."

-Sir Paul McCartney

One of my favorite students from BuddySchool named Sergei sent me a video posted on BBC from PETA (People for Ethical Treatment of Animals) that seriously made me rethink my everyday life. See it for yourself here.

If you don't have time to see the video (it's about 13 minutes), I'll give you the main idea, even though I insist that you attempt to make the time to see it for yourself. Then you will see with your own eyes how animals are brutally handled so that we can eat them. Brutally handled. They squeal, they bleed and they are conscious of what is happening--sometimes even when their throat is slit and always in the uncomfortable months before their deaths. The thing that is so strange and doesn't quite make sense is that we absolutely do not need meat to survive. So why do we eat it?

I have never seriously thought about being a vegetarian until now. I never knew much about PETA besides what I learned from the headlines about them throwing paint on fur coats. Obviously I was ignorant, not only to what PETA is all about, but also to what is really going on to get that chicken breast into my local grocery store. Of course this is not the first time I have heard about animal abuse within the dairy and meat industries but maybe this is the first time I have really let it sink in.

I was going to make spaghetti for dinner but now I am not so sure...Are any of you vegetarians? Ever tried being one?

Maybe the idea of being a vegetarian is absolutely repulsive to you. Maybe you don't give a damn about animals and don't think they have any rights. Even then, eating meat is really destructive. According UN scientists, eating meat causes about 40% more greenhouse gases than ALL the world's transportation systems combined. Studies also show that vegetarians are less prone to obesity, heart disease and even cancer.

It's amazing how much I learn when I teach.

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